A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”
The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”
The dog replied, “But then it wouldn’t make any sense at all!”
It was really, really windy last night and I got very scared. It makes me nervous and I pant and drool and pace. No one except Hal can sleep. I don’t know how Hal does it. But she does. Anyway, everyone got mad at me. I am really, really sorry. It is still windy, and I am trying not to get nervous. So far so good. I am tired too.
Baseball season is only one week away! We have watched some spring training games, but they are not as fun. This year we are all managing fantasy baseball teams. We all have three total teams.
I think I will do predictions this year. Stand by for that.
Your friend,
Dave
We have started work on our priority pick list for fantasy baseball. I help.
Why does the water in the bowl outside on the deck taste so much better than the water in the house? I test it every day, and sure enough, it tastes better. Hal thinks so too.
It was cold and windy today. Not long ago it was sunny and warm and we got to lay in the grass in the backyard. It was nice. We like the lawn. It’s ours, but we are not supposed to pee on it. I’m not sure why.
It’s almost dinner time, the best time of the day!
Bye,
Dave