{"id":73,"date":"2010-03-29T09:44:11","date_gmt":"2010-03-29T17:44:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/blog\/?p=73"},"modified":"2010-03-29T09:44:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-29T17:44:11","slug":"joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/?p=73","title":{"rendered":"Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: &#8220;Woof.  Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, &#8220;There are  only nine words here. You could send another &#8216;Woof&#8217; for the same price.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The dog replied, &#8220;But then it wouldn&#8217;t make any sense at all!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: &#8220;Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.&#8221; The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog, &#8220;There are only nine words here. You could send another &#8216;Woof&#8217; for the same price.&#8221; The dog replied, &#8220;But then it wouldn&#8217;t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}