{"id":44,"date":"2009-09-30T10:09:26","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T18:09:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/blog\/?p=44"},"modified":"2015-04-23T22:36:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-23T22:36:32","slug":"funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/?p=44","title":{"rendered":"Funny!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"kendall_hr\"We watch baseball on TV every day.\u00a0 I like it.\u00a0 Last night the Rockies-Brewers game was on.\u00a0 Top of the 9th, Houston Street pitching, 2 on, score was 5-2 Rockies.\u00a0 The people said wouldn’t it be funny if he allowed a home run to the batter, Jason Kendall to tie it up. And guess what… he did!\u00a0 It’s funny because Kendall hardly ever hits home runs – he hit just 3 in the 2.5 yrs he played for the A’s (my favorite team).\u00a0 And because Street got traded by the A’s for his tendency to cough it up!\u00a0 So it was very funny.\u00a0 We all laughed.<\/p>\n

It’s almost the end of real baseball.\u00a0 The extra stuff after the season is too fluffy.\u00a0 Wouldn’t it be nice to just have the Yankees play the Dodgers (or whoever ends up with the best record) for a week and be done with it?\u00a0 We wouldn’t have to hear a month of that annoying background noise on Fox.\u00a0 It hurts my ears.<\/p>\n

Hal came up with another plan.\u00a0 She told me to walk really slow when I’m on the leash and act real tired.\u00a0 Then I would get let off the leash so I can go sniff and pee on stuff.\u00a0 Of course it works!\u00a0 Hal is good.<\/p>\n

It rained some yesterday.\u00a0 This morning it was nice and cold and foggy.\u00a0 We like it cold.\u00a0 It’s better than hot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We watch baseball on TV every day.\u00a0 I like it.\u00a0 Last night the Rockies-Brewers game was on.\u00a0 Top of the 9th, Houston Street pitching, 2 on, score was 5-2 Rockies.\u00a0 The people said wouldn’t it be funny if he allowed a home run to the batter, Jason Kendall to tie it up. And guess what…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":126,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions\/126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genericblackdogs.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}