Here’s my favorite story this week:<\/p>\n
Black Lab Drives Owner’s Car Into River<\/strong><\/p>\n
SAGLE, Idaho (AP) — Bad dog. Charlie the black lab drove his owner’s car into the Pend Oreille River. As Mark Ewing walked home Wednesday evening after returning from picking up a pizza, Charlie jumped into the car through an open window, and apparently knocked the vehicle into gear.<\/em><\/p>\n
“He somehow got the car into neutral,” Ewing said. “My car just went boom, down an incline and into the drink.”<\/em><\/p>\n
Ewing could only watch as his Chevy Impala sank into the river. No dummy, Charlie jumped out of the window as the car went downhill.<\/em><\/p>\n
“There’s nothing weirder than looking at your car cruising down your driveway when you’re not in it and seeing your dog jump out and then watching your car go splash,” Ewing said.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Whenever someone says “black lab”, chances are they are actually talking about a GBD (Generic Black Dog). I think it is because “lab” is easier than “gbd”.<\/p>\n
I am fine. Hal is fine. I am getting wet stuff squeezed into my ear every day. I do not like it. My ear kind of itches too.<\/p>\n
It is nice and light every morning at the park. Better for seeing the ball. I do not quite get why sometimes it is this light and sometimes it is very dark in the park. No one has ever explained it to me. I would rather they kept it light for seeing the ball.<\/p>\n
We found a red sweatshirt in the park this week. It had been there over night. I peed on it. It is a dog thing.<\/p>\n
Later,<\/p>\n
Dave<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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